Thursday, October 8, 2009

"If you are trying to find your way into a good relationship, Scorpio, save it for a few days. The type of person that you will probably find today is likely to be hiding something really big that you absolutely do not want to be involved in. So today is not a good day for relationships for you. " Fuck.

Monday, October 5, 2009

I am mean, alright.

Objective:
Are you mean and sarcastic?
Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule:
Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.

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If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
Kiss My Cuter Ass

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
Grammatically wrong, ass.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
Well you can take that money and shuff it up your ass.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.
Unlike you, I'm not fucking anoying.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums
Porno Albums.

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If an annoying pretty/handsome woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
Its not opposite day! =D

2)What you looking at? I am not interested in you!
I have X-ray eyes =D

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
What did I say to make you say that?

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
How about a ride on HIS disco stick?

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
Since I am ugly, I can make people shuff their heads in your ass!
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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
Couple of sandwhiches

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
I'm not in jail.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
Talk to cleverbot.

4) What do you like about me?
Your hilariousity to get with me.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
Hey its not opposite day! =D

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
Bye Bastard.

2) You smell like shit!
Yeah, I used the perfume you gave me.

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
I hate you because I hate you

4) What an ugly creature you are!
I'm not flattered! =D, Its not opposite day! =D

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
You won't catch me to kick my ass.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Rules of the game:
Once you are tagged, you MUST DO this quiz and tag 16 friends, including the person who tagged you.
Copy and paste everything, do it and repost the title with whatever rank you were given.
Ranks are given at the bottom of this note
If you have done something in this school which is indicated by the sentence, mark the [ ] on the left side of the thing you have done with a x.
Let the game begin.

Level 1:
[x]Sleep in class
[x]Talked in class
[x]Not seating at your own place in class
[x]Scolded by a teacher
[x]Litter the classroom
[x]Did not do your homework at least 15 times
[x]Submitted your homework late at least 10 times
[ ]Came late for school at least 10 times
[ ]Brought/wore home clothes without school's permission
[ ]Brought/wore jewellery to school[x]Did not pay attention in class for at least 60% of the time[x]Cried out "sian" or "wa lao wei" to the teacher
[ ]Plucked a flower/ killed a plant in school
[x]Copied other people's homework in desperation
[x]Played a trick on your classmates/teacher
Total so far: 11

Level 2:
[ ]sent for detention class
[x]ate in class
[ ]not wearing your school uniform (if you have) properly
[x]shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[x]scolding vulgarities in class
[ ]spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[ ]used a school facility without school's permission
[x]played soccer/basketball or any other sports in classroom[well, i guess. with waterbottles]
[ ]singing loudly during lesson
[x]walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[x]did not greet the teacher properly
[x]went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[ ]played a trick on the teacher during april fools
[ ]used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump
[ ]made yourself a nuisance to the teacher
Total so far: 18

Level 3:
[x]was asked to stay back after school/ break time
[x]made a fool out of morning assembly
[x]wasted the school's toilet paper
[x]sabotaged someone
[x]irritated someone
Total so far: 23

Level 4:
[ ]forged your parent's signature
[ ]forged a classmate's signature
[ ]forged a teacher's signature
[ ]made rude remarks to the school cleaners in front of them
[ ]flew a paper aeroplane down from the school from at least the fifth storey
Total so far: 23

Level 5:
[x]fiddling with your handphone during lesson time
[ ]played with your PSP in school
[x]using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission-
[x]listened to an MP3 player in school
[ ]messed with the teacher's pigeon hole-
Total so far: 26

Level 6:
[x]vandalising with school property
[ ]tried to defame your school in public
[x]used the internet to scold teachers
[ ]fought with someone in school
[ ]shoplifted in school
Total so far: 28

Level 7:
[x]cheated in a class test
[ ]cheated in a school examination
[ ]cheated for your PSLE/ GCE 'O' or 'A' Level Examination
[x]Lied to your teacher
[ ]played truancy for hall assemblies/ specific lessons
Total so far: 30

Level 8:
[ ]took drugs in school
[ ]smoked in school
[ ]set fire to something in the school
[ ]locked the teacher out of the classroom
[ ]played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance
Total so far: 30

Level 9:
[ ]refused to pay school fees
[ ]cheated the school money
[ ]stole things which belonged to the school
[ ]bullied someone in school
[ ]pranked called your school
Total so far: 30

Level 10:
[x]raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[x]raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[ ]raised your voice/shouted against your principal
Total so far: 32

Level 11:
[ ]brought weapons to the school
[ ]brought real firearms to the school
[ ]brought a real bomb to the school
[ ]fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[ ]dressed up as a terrorist to school [be yourself day?]
Grand total: 27
Ranks:
If you are between 0-15 -------------{I am a good student}
If you are between 16-20------------{I am a good student but with occasional trouble}
If you are between 21-30------------{I am an average student}
If you are between 31-40------------{I am a bad student}
If you are between 41-50------------{I am a very bad student}
If you are between 51-60------------{I should have been caned by the discipline master}
If you are between 61-65------------{I should have been expelled from school}
If you are between 66-75------------{I should have been sent to a reformatory centre}

Note: The "offences" I made were considered minor, and probably have not been caught by any teacher by doing them. I don't think I'm a bad student. And yes, I do realise, I have teachers that "friend-ed" my facebook. What am I doing.

Name Analysis - Quiz number shi & go/4 & 5

What Renald means :

R is for Rich
E is for Edgy
N is for Neglected
A is for Alluring
L is for Lovable
D is for Darling

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Go die
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What Renald means :
You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.
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At least its better
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Quiz San/ 3

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use DIFFERENT answers.
You CANNOT use any word twice and you can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: Renald
2. A four-letter word: Rain
3. A boy’s name: Ronald Macdonald
4. A girl’s name: Regina
5. An occupation: Retail Manager?
6. A color: Red
7. Something you’ll wear: Robe
8. A food: Raspberry
9. Something found in the bathroom: Rug?
10. A place: Russia
11. A reason for being late: "Really, some douchebag stole my wallet"
12. Something you’d shout: Ruck off!
13. A movie title: Real Genius, a show in the 1980's.
14. Something you drink: Red Bull
15. A musical group: Radiohead
16. An animal: Rat
17. A street name: Raffles Street
18. A type of car: Renault
19. The title of a song: Ready, Set, Go - Some, people.

Personality Quiz

www.bored.com/typequiz

Personality Type Report for Renald

Your Personality Preferences

EXTROVERT
You are social and outgoing. You are most comfortable when with other people and experiencing the world first hand. Interaction with others and first hand experiences energize you. It is not unlike you to start conversations with strangers. You have a preference for the outer world: people, activities, and things. Other people provide you with a mirror, sounding board to help you develop ideas and plans. Being alone may sap your energies. Your concept of the world is derived from experiencing it firsthand and then drawing conclusions.

SENSORY
You usually gather information with your senses: what you can see, hear, taste, touch and smell in the physical world. The facts gathered from the sensory data you process are the building blocks of your model of our world. You concentrate your energies on what actually exists and do not ponder what might exist too much. You are usually practical and rely on your common sense to guide you through the world. You see things as they are and have little or no need to search for underlying meanings.

PERCEIVING
You like to have as much information as possible before making a decision. Putting off a final decision until the last moment does not make you uncomfortable. Indeed once a decision is made, a course plotted, you may feel a bit uneasy, because you feel bound to a certain course of action. You would much prefer to wait and see what happens. You enjoy the opportunity to improvise. Commitments are not etched in stone to you, and are changeable.

FEELING
You make decisions subjectively based upon your values and what is important to you. How people will be affected by your decisions is important to you. You are likely to make decisions based upon what you feel is acceptable and agreeable rather than what is logical. Your truths are founded in your values and those of the society you live in. It is important to remember that we are discussing how you evaluate data and make decisions, and that you rely on your feelings to do so in no way implies you are overly emotional.

Your Personality Type

Extrovert/Sensing/Feeling/Perceiving

Your caring and generous nature makes helping others a pleasure for you. You are so full of energy, friendly and charming that some might describe you as the life of the party. You are not overly judgmental and accept others as they are. You steer your course through life by relying on your common sense. You are an optimist. New experiences are food for your soul.

In relationships you are the one that can bring light to the gloomiest situation. You are easygoing and very accepting of others. You are full of energy and need to share adventures with your friends and loved ones. You need attention and approval. You may not need a deep emotional bond, but you do need your relationships to be fun. You have a genuine concern for the plight of others.

Famous People of Your Type:
St Mark, Dale Evans, Gracie Allen, Bob Hope, Eva Gabor, Willard Scott, Goldie Hawn, Kyle Petty, Arsenio Hall, Mary Lou Retton, Kathy Lee Gifford, Woody Harrelson.

Occupations Suited to Your Type Include:
Animal handler, coach, designer, fitness instructor, flight attendant, fund-raiser, merchandiser, musician, nurse, performer, law officer, athlete, pr specialist, real-estate agent, salesperson, teacher, travel agent, and veterinarian.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Quiz number ni/2 - Kona Yuki - Asian Kung-Fu Generation

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, mp3 player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
If I Could Be Like That - 3 Doors Down [lol]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
My Way or The Highway - Limp Bizkit [i dont get it]

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Miss Independent - Neyo [i dont get it either]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Open Your Eyes - Alter Bridge [oh to make people wake up]

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Have a nice day - Steriophonics [ no no no no. ]

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Great DJ - The ting tings [ i know, i make good music ]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Smile - Todd Carey [they smile a lot?]

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Rain - Breaking Benjamin [True.]

WHAT IS 2+2?
Here is gone [does that mean my future in maths are shite?]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Starman - Sony Ericsson [LOL]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5 [YEAH.]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Hosanna -Hillsong [Can I change? lol]

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Decode [Forensic Detective. Cool]

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Gift and Curses - Yellowcard [Go listen, the lyrics suit this question]

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake [LOL]

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Sorry - Chris Daughtry [Wedding or Funeral? LOL]

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
You're All I Have - Snow Patrol [I'm sorry to leave you then]

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Shut up and let me go - The ting tings [LOL]

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Broken Wings - Alter Bridge [okay..]

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Anthem Of Our Dying Day - Story of the Year [Die by reciting the pledge? LOL]

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Over my head - The Fray [My IQ]

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
New Divide - Linkin Park [Division?]

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Teardrops on my guitar - Taylor Swift [Guess not =(]

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Firefly - Breaking Benjamin [AHH, FLY. LOL]

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Easy Go - Katekyo Hitman Reborn Op 6 [Hmm]

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
So far away - Staind [Ahhh]

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Zhi Dui Ni - Peng/Lin Jun Jie [? LOL]

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
... Kona Yuki - Asian Kung-Fu Generation