"If you are trying to find your way into a good relationship, Scorpio, save it for a few days. The type of person that you will probably find today is likely to be hiding something really big that you absolutely do not want to be involved in. So today is not a good day for relationships for you. " Fuck.

I am mean, alright.

Objective:
Are you mean and sarcastic?
Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule:
Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.

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If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
Kiss My Cuter Ass

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
Grammatically wrong, ass.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
Well you can take that money and shuff it up your ass.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.
Unlike you, I'm not fucking anoying.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums
Porno Albums.

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If an annoying pretty/handsome woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
Its not opposite day! =D

2)What you looking at? I am not interested in you!
I have X-ray eyes =D

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
What did I say to make you say that?

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
How about a ride on HIS disco stick?

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
Since I am ugly, I can make people shuff their heads in your ass!
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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
Couple of sandwhiches

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
I'm not in jail.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
Talk to cleverbot.

4) What do you like about me?
Your hilariousity to get with me.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
Hey its not opposite day! =D

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
Bye Bastard.

2) You smell like shit!
Yeah, I used the perfume you gave me.

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
I hate you because I hate you

4) What an ugly creature you are!
I'm not flattered! =D, Its not opposite day! =D

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
You won't catch me to kick my ass.